CD NOW AVAILABLE: http:music.ebenbrooks.comorder.html Eben Brooks performing Hey There Chthulhu, a parody of The Plain White Tees' Hey There Delilah written by Eben Brooks and Allison Lonsdale. Performed at Lestat's Coffeehouse on May 17th, 2008. More music: http:music.ebenbrooks.com and http:www.allisonlonsdale.com Sign Up for the Newsletter: http:music.ebenbrooks.com (link on left) Order CDs and other merch: http:music.ebenbrooks.comorder.html Music and Activism Blog: http:ebenbrooks.livejournal.com HEY THERE CHTHULHU lyrics copyright © 2008 by Eben Brooks and Allison Lonsdale Hey there Chthulhu down there in your sunken city You're a billion light-years distant and the stars look very pretty From R'lyeh So close and yet so far away. Ia Iay. Chthulhu fuh-TAH-gun, or is that Chthulhu fuh-TINE? I can never quite remember 'cause I'm not in my right minds Since I met you No one corrupts the way you do. You know it's true (Chorus) Oh, it's what you'll do to me Oh, and all humanity Oh, you'll rise up from the sea Oh, kill everyone slowly Except the one's like me Hey there Chthulhu, I've been studying your gospel The Necronomicon, it gives me nightmares something awful Where I see The death of all reality. It fills me with glee So when the stars are right, you'll come and do your worst But that's okay because I know you'll eat the cultists like me first When you get here I know that day is drawing near. I have no fear (Chorus) A billion light-years seems so far Below the sea, beyond the stars Of these humans' putrid souls you'll drink your fill The fools will all make fun of me But I'll just laugh maniacally 'Cause no one's ever suffered like they will Chthulhu, I can promise you That by the time this cult gets through The world will never ever be the same! Praise your dark name! Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn Boy, that's really quite a mouthful, can't quite cram it in my noggin Not today I try to say it anyway I feel my soul being to fray Still I await that frabjous day Chthulhu calay! (Chorus) Oh, kill everyone but me Everyone but me